🎉2026 Birthday Dick Competition 🎉
🍆👑 IT’S MY BIRTHDAY… SO LET’S SEE WHO’S GOT THE GOODS! 👑🍆

Birthday girl wants a little eye candy… and I’m putting YOU boys to the test! 😈🎂

Welcome to my BIRTHDAY DICK COMPETITION 🥳

Think you’ve got something that’ll make me stop scrolling? 👀 Feeling confident enough to put yourself forward for the birthday crown? 👑

Well, boys… now’s your chance to impress me! 😏

🍆 HOW TO ENTER 🍆

💸 $5 per entry
🖼️ Different picture per entry

📩 Send your entry to me privately.

👑 I’ll be the judge, so you’d better hope you catch my eye!

🏆 THE PRIZE: a 5 minute video dick rating 🎁😈
🏅ALL entries will receive a not yet posted video!

📅 Entries close: 19 October @ 12pm UK time

Now, remember… this is MY birthday, so I get to be fussy! 🤭😂

One picture per entry so make it good! Thick, long, tidy, great lighting, great angle will steal the crown!!👀🔥

I can’t wait to see who’s brave enough to enter… and who’s going to leave me speechless! 😏🍆💦

ARE YOU IN, BOYS? 👇

Drop me a 🎂 in the comments if you’re thinking about entering!

Just enter as you will get a prize regardless 🤷🏽‍♀️ Let the birthday games BEGIN! 🥳👑💋