It’s finally hot in London so I’m sat in the garden reading thinking I should do a BBQ but then the thought of sausages got me thinking…. thinking about my little cash cock worm 🪱☀️… surely the heat must help him out a bit?? 🤔 Dicks shrink in the cold, so logically his tiny little shrimp cocktail cock should be thriving right now. Maybe summer is his season. Maybe this is as close as he gets to a growth spurt 🤣

I’m sorry for putting the image of his sad little heat-lamped earthworm in your head, but you know me — I overthink everything. I’m just imagining him standing in the sun like a pensioner warming his back, hoping gravity finally does him a favour. Poor little guy’s probably hanging there looking like a frightened cocktail sausage fighting for its life 😭🪱