Post from Your God · August 28, 2025

**GYM BRAT: GOONER TRAINING **

I just got back from the gym, sweaty and perfect, and now it’s time for your workout, loser. I lift heavy, you stroke. I count my reps, you count your strokes. Weak, dumb, and pathetic, your only cardio is edging for me, your only strength is sending for me. I’m your bratty gym princess, your cruel trainer, and you’ll stroke until your arms give out and your brain melts into nothing. This is your gooner bootcamp, bitch. Stroke, sweat, edge, obey.