π ITβS MY BIRTHDAY: THE WILD DOMME PROTOCOL π
"A year hotter, a year meaner, and definitely a year more expensive. If you want to celebrate my existence, you have to pay the entrance fee. No tribute = No attention."
π BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE MENU π
β’ $25 β The "Happy Birthday" Fee: The bare minimum to acknowledge my presence today.
β’ $50 β Morning Coffee & Glam: Fund my birthday look and get a personalized "Thank you, loser" audio.
β’ $100 β Shopping Spree Contribution: Help your favorite domme buy something shiny. Includes a spicy selfie.
β’ $250 β Champagne & Party Fund: Youβre paying for my night out. Iβll send you a video of me toasted and looking perfect.
β’ $500+ β Human ATM Status: Total submission. You get my attention for the whole day and I might even let you see what I bought with your money.
RULE #1: Don't DM me 'Happy Birthday' without a tip attached. I don't read for free today .
RULE #2: The bigger the tribute, the better Iβll treat you (maybe).
