Damn, where did I leave that 15 minute, UHD, graphic, creamy 'n messy, close-up dildo masturbation video I just made? I know its around here somewhere... I need to pick it up before guys get to see it for free!🤔

Have you seen it around? 👀👀👀

But for real though-- what if we did something like... I leave the video up for 3-4 days.. and then.. take it down; but if you leave a tip on this post, I'll send it to you to keep? 💅

Wait what if we crowd-funded it? 300 and it stays on the wall for everyone! And then if it makes less than that.. I take it down only for some people? Messing around with your masturbation material is fun 😽