Post from Rosie Marie Feedee TOP 1.7% · October 1, 2026
Oh the irony of being a fatass with skinny friends.
I have been staying with a dear friend of mine in Montreal these past few weeks, let’s call her Claire.
Claire is one of the most conventionally beautiful people you could imagine - thin, blue eyes, blondish hair, works out, eats well.
Ever since my first trip to visit her in Montreal, she has caught on pretty easily with what I do…. She may not have the exact words for “feedee” in her mind but she knows I love to eat to excess and beach myself on her couch when I visit.
I think our friendship is beautiful in the way of two people, from extremely different lifestyles, coming together and still having things in common and loving eachother despite our differences.
The only real issue I find with visiting her is the only things she has in her fridge at any given time is cottage cheese, stuff to make protein shakes and eggs 🤣
Well today is Claire’s birthday! I told her I’d love to bake her something as a gift, everyone deserves a birthday cake of some variety. She went on and on about how she still wants to hit her “macros” and protein goals even on her birthday… so what is my fatass doing?
Today I’m baking her a high protein, macro friendly, healthy cake.😵💫
To me, it looks fucking disgusting 🤣 I showed her the recipe and the photos of what it would look like after baking, and she got genuinely excited about it?? This moment brought me back to a time in my life.
I used to be Claire. I used to watch my macros, work out twice daily, and avoid REAL sweets like the fucking plague. 7 years ago I guarantee you this cake would have looked DELICIOUS to me, but now I see it for the cardboard it is. I suppose baking my skinny fit friend this “cake” (if we even want to call it that) is making me appreciate just how far I’ve come.
I enjoy any food I want, whenever I want, even until it leaves me unable to move and incapable of buttoning my pants. I’m grateful to be a fatass more than ever I think.
Luckily, Claire wants to go to a fancy steakhouse for dinner tonight. She’ll probably get the lowest calorie item on the menu and maybe a glass of wine, but I’m going to let myself go crazy and gobble up anything I want off that menu >:)
