New sleepwear, what are we doing if you find me wrapped in this hard as a rock just chillin on the bed? 🤔

I'm sure you wouldn't just automatically lay face down & present yourself to me, right? Dw I wouldn't accept that as an invitation or anything...

I wouldn't just rearrange your guts for you without you asking.. 😜🍆

P.S. There's no way I'm actually able to stop myself 😅😈😈