I really cannot control myself. belch ugh.. burp I'm such a pig.

On a more serious note, it's common that waitresses gawk at me when I order, or mishear what I am ordering, thinking that I mean one large and 2 small plates of food when I really mean.. ALL larges.

Then they watch me scarf it all down before their very eyes, seeing my stomach go from really fit and flat to gluttonous and large