you thought i forgot my account password.. it turns out im just getting lazier in addition to fatter lol. here's the roundest, tightest, belly i could manage, standing hurts... also an update for you! 🤤

my newest strategy i've been experimenting with; so i've been trying to chug 2 liters of non-dyed soda then eating as many mentos as my stomach can take (usually the water is enough to do me in), then letting my stomach expand. it gets really REALLY big when i do this.

then i let myself deflate for an hour or two and i proceed to stufffff myself with chinese food. im starting to think stretching my belly with soda and mentos allows my stomach to stretch to accommodate more food. idk if that's true but it feels so much less strenuous on my body to binge 3 large meals on the lunch special WITH soups when my stomach has already inflated to its maximum size that day.

eating slowly over the course of a full day has helped too :DDDDDDD