October 20, 2026 9:16 · Portrait
Went on a date with a guy from the internet… big mistake 😮💨 Things were going fine at the park until my stomach started rumbling and I let ONE rip… then another… and he just sat there squirming, trying to act like it didn't bother him 🤭 The second he questioned our date in the car? I put him in his place. Called him exactly what he is… a LOSER 💅 And right before I walked away for good, I gave him one last parting gift right in his face. 6 whole minutes of me owning him with every cough, grunt, and gas cloud. Camera stays on ME the whole time… because obviously 💨
Would you survive a date with me or tap out at the first one? Unlock and find out 😈
