IRL Live Stream Yoga Facesitting – My Human Yoga Mat

Hey chat, welcome to Paynubia's morning yoga class. Today's mat has a face, a pulse, and a signed waiver. Who wouldn't sign up for this? Look at me.

This isn't your average stretch class. My mat gets bounced on, smothered under my feet, and sat on full weight... and that's just the warm up.

Then I slip into my thong for the advanced stuff. Deep stretches, long ten counts, and his nose exactly where it needs to be. And fair warning, chat: deep stretching... does things to my stomach. He finds out first. Directly.

He signed the paperwork. Some men buy flowers. Mine becomes gym equipment.

Class is in session, chat.