A Very Kitty Khristmas
On the eleventh day of Christmas my True Love gave to me..11 Christmas bakers piping, 10 legs a lounging, 9 beautiful belly dancers dancing, 8 milky maidens, 7 Kat's skinny dipping, 6 Kitty's laying...... 5 turquoise jewels.....4 fingers teasing, 3 fallen angels, 2 beautiful breasts, and a Kitty Kat decorating a Christmas tree.