Secret Dressing Room Meal
This top is so adorable! I hope it fits me and looks alright. I might as well try it on in the dressing room before I purchase it. Hmm, it is indeed cute but I feel like a big belly would really make the look much better. It's a good thing there are many employees around to "assist" me with this little dilemma! Speaking of, "Hello, could you come in for a moment?" GULP! BUUURP! Aha yes! I was beyond right, a large stomach truly did improve the top's overall appearance. Although... what to do with this squirmy, impatient bump now that I don't need her help anymore? Well, I guess I will just have to digest her as quickly as possible so I don't get asked any questions. Using my hands to squash her down should speed up the process quite a bit. There we go, almost done and... gone! What great customer service this store has. Now that my belly doesn't look ominously store clerk-shaped, it's time to take this top to the checkout counter!