I took a trip to this little town that had a huge pumpkin patch so I could gather some seeds to grow a bunch of pumpkins in my belly. When I arrived, and of course had a huge meal at the local diner, I heard rumors of a terrifying scarecrow that comes alive at midnight on a full moon in that very same pumpkin patch. I immediately concocted a brilliant plan, especially since that night was a full moon! Later, I quietly snuck into the patch and spotted the scarecrow from afar. He had a hat made of hay, an olive green sweater, and brown pants tied at the bottom. He did look creepy, for he had a stuffed cloth head with an eerie sewed on face. I waited behind the tree until midnight. Then lo and behold! The scarecrow’s limbs started twitching, then his head began to shake. He broke off the wooden plank and crept around. That’s when I quickly jumped out! He saw me and sprinted in my direction. Little did he know that I had a special plan! When he got close, I opened my mouth tricking him to run right in. I immediately shut my mouth when he entered and gulped the scarecrow down. He landed in my stomach and flung all around, making my enormous belly bounce in many directions. Mmmm it was an amazing feeling! There’s nothing like a spooky cryptid for a late night snack! “Oh! I almost forgot the pumpkin seeds! It’s going to be a bit tough to gather them with a massive, squirmy belly, oh well!”