Saturday night of my greedy weekend - I have eaten so well today. I met a friend for breakfast, I had pancakes and bacon plus a couple of cappuccinos. Lunch I had a massive curry with rice and naan, followed by a cinnamon bun. Dinner I had a pie, a pile of fries and a beer. Then to top it all off I ate cake, it was 600 calories a slice, so I had three slices. I’m guessing I ate had 5000-6000 calories in total. Three questions for you. Would you feed me more? What words would you use to describe my belly? Are you going to make me bigger?