September 12, 2026 Portrait

Hey…

just dropped the full 24,000 calorie challenge 😩

I made eight 3,000-calorie shakes (mass gainer, Nutella, peanut butter, olive oil + milk) and made sure every single one was down in one day. started in my tight old gym set, belly got so rock-hard and bloated I had to undo the top and eventually take the shorts completely off.

by shake five I was using a funnel, deep red stretch marks showing, complaining about feeder brain… and I still had five burgers + a quiche on top of it all.

I could barely stand by the end.

full video is ready for you 🔓

want to watch me get completely destroyed by the calories?