If you wanna show me your little dick (or your monster cock) tip me five dollars! I’ll do a rating for you. Start by tipping to make sure I see it. I’ll let you know if it could ever part these cheeks.

If you’re huge (over 9 inches), you don’t need to give more than five. If you’re less than nine, I’ll ask for an additional $5, $10, or $20 depending on whether you’re big (6.5-8) average (4.5-6.5) or tiny (under 4.5 😂 )