just organizing my toy drawer and realized how many dildos i actually have 😭

got the classic realistic ones in different skin tones, a couple of bright pink and purple ones (because of course), a glass one that looks fancy but hits different, and that thick curved one that always makes me weak.

sizes range from “cute and teasing” to “why did i buy this, it’s huge”

colors make it feel less serious somehow… like the neon ones are almost playful until they’re not.

anyone else have a favorite color or shape, or am i the only one who gets weirdly attached to certain ones? 🤭