The Miner vs hole #26, part 2.

The rules are few and are very basic. There are also principles. The main principle is that your body is a polygon of fun for me. You're simply attached to the piece of flesh you provide for my amusement.

I fuck - you open the holes wide.
I train - you're a training bag.
I'm relaxing - you're sucking.
I'm resting - you're a footrest.
I'm thirsty - you provide beer.
I need cash - you're an ATM.

If you fail to embody this simple principle you need to get enlightened. The Miner will take care of it.

Education is important.