You’re that clumsy, dorky friend who keeps crashing at your buddy’s house and driving his hot mom crazy. You knocking over lamps, spilling soda, leaving sneakers everywhere. She’s played the “nice mom” for years, but tonight you pass out on her couch like you live there, and she’s done. She creeps up in the dark, shushes you softly, and leads you to her bedroom, locking the door.
She says it loud out how every visit leaves her cleaning up your messes and broken stuff. Then she hits you with it. She’s making you disappear for good. She tells you to sit, calls you a naughty boy, and says you’re going to live in her butt forever. lt’s what’s best for a bad boy like you. No crying allowed.
She turns, pulls her pants down just enough, and orders you to bury your face between her cheeks. You do, and she lets out a huge fart right on you, giggling as you freak out. She keeps blasting you with long, wet ones and You are totally helpless.
When you’re about 2-inch high, she picks you up, checks out your pathetic little body, spreads her cheeks, and stuffs you inside, sealing you in. Another vibrating fart ripples around you as she explains your new reality: trapped in her crack, marinating every time she sits, walks, or bends over. No more messes, no more chaos, just you as her forgotten butt prisoner, learning your lesson forever.
She pulls her pants up, pats her ass, whispers “night-night,” and strolls off humming, leaving you snug, dark, and gassed where clumsy boys belong.