**They say the eyes are the window to the soul ..... **

who are "they" exactly though? I don't know what kinda jargon that is but from what I gathered in bio class the eyes are the slowest and most archaic part of human evolution. Even then .. good enough to lazer in on your fat cheeks clapping in slow motion.... reeling me in ... lulling me like a set of booty wings.

Oh. and here's a pic of me being a dashing fuck