You’re under arrest! 🚨 An attorney won’t help you here—only my laws apply. Send your "statement of confession" directly to my DMs. 🚓👮🏼

All evidence has been gathered: a series of "interrogation" videos with my favorite tactical gear is waiting for you in my private vault. ⛓️💦

Your Bail: $49 (Original full video sent personally to your inbox).

Ready to plead guilty? Don't keep me waiting. My handcuffs are ready... 😈