March 4, 2026 3:2 · Landscape

(i know the quality is ass, much better posts coming this week still but i had to post this)

grainy bigfoot looking ass footage but i saw myself in my ring camera and was really taken back by the size of myself and felt the need to share 🫣 i didn’t realize my belly hung so low.

also yes i know my ass is very square what do you expect from someone who sits all day 😩

i look so HUGE even im in shock rn 🫠