Hey guys, do you want a certified size-queen to judge your load? Let me tell you if your spunk is a thick, creamy bull-blast worthy of coating the back of my throat, or a disappointing dribble that belongs in the trash.

Send me a clip of your cock exploding and go for a classic honest review, or perhaps indulge yourself by choosing how brutal or worshipful you want me to be. I'll break down every rope, every spurt, every pulse—and explain exactly where I'd want that cum (or why I'd make you lick it up instead).

Cumshot Rating Options:

• $25 "legit rating" | 2-3 min topless telling you exactly what I like about your load. Depending on if you catch me in the middle of a shoot day I might even compare your cock to my favourite toys.

• Choose Your Own Adventure | DM for a price, send me a longer video of you jerking off (ideally to one of my video) and get my reaction and maybe even me playing with myself while watching you.