Post from Neil Smith · June 23, 2026

Wrong hotel room… not a problem. 😈

I don’t know how you got in, frankly I don’t care.
Have a drink, take a seat, I was just finishing the paper. You have distracted me. In a good way.
May I show you something, I think you’ll like it. It hasn’t seen action in a while. Do you reckon you can fix this, ‘hard’ issue of mine?
Be a lamb and kneel down for me would you. There, that’s better. 😈