November 14, 2025

This is my worst shoot ever.
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Have you ever seen one of those IG accounts or DeviantArt pages where the ‘modelling’ photos are just awful? The lighting is BAD, the poses are awkward, and you’re not sure if it was even done earnestly. It’s just that bad?
In this shoot, I’m making fun of awful studio glamour shots. These photos are as unflattering as possible, the lighting is garbage, the backdrop is a creased sheet and the poses are as awkward as possible. I’m channelling my inner guy-with-camera, Mr 45 followers “wanna collab?”
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See me how you’ve never seen me before, I deliberately tried to make myself look awkward with poor lighting and ‘sexy’ posing. This is for the folks who still want to see booty, but at a reduced price, and don’t particularly care about lighting. I’m hoping those of you who unlock my other things will be praying for a return to my actual good quality shoots after looking at this abomination.
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There are redeeming features here, the top was very thin and the room was cold, you can probably figure it out from here. There are a few outfits featured in this shoot and I love the pink tartan bra paired with the ass cutout mini shorts, it’s giving slutty sch00lgirl but in the worst way. There’s a lot of ass on display and as long as you have a sense of humour, I think you’ll like this.
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If you’d like to see some more flattering photos, I changed the lighting up a bit and took some nicer shots. Tip $11+ after unlocking the set and I will DM 11 better photos to you personally. They are still in the spirit of the shoot.