Birthday dick ratings are now OPEN for 3 days only!! It’s my birthday soon and this is how I choose to celebrate!
Dick ratings will be available from now until June 4th 11:59pm
If you’d like to get one, DM me up to three photos, tip $66.83 and specify whether you’d like it to be:
- honest
- generous
- cruel/humiliating (this one is my favourite and I think I’m VERY good at it)
I will carefully consider your dick and give you both a number out of ten, and a detailed paragraph of text explaining why I rated it that way.
If you’d like me to rate something other than your dick, that’s perfectly fine! Just ensure that if it’s a photo of a real person, that person is you and not someone else.
If you just want to tip $66.83 as an early birthday gift, you’re welcome to do that too! 🎉
(If you send me dick pics with no tip, you will be immediately blocked)