Hi there i'm Nurse Jen and I have Nurse Tiffany here with me to conduct your physical and penis exam today. Semen analysis requires a VERY hands on approach so two nurses is necessary to get the best results. I know using our hands can be dry and hurt so for the best results we will be using our mouths to lubricate and pull that semen out. Is that okay? okay great…lay back and we will take it from here😉