🏅 Lana-lympics 🏅

Watching the Olympics this year sparked some creativity in me. I wanted to participate in some events of my own, based on my very short list of specialized skills 😂. I will perform my very best and hope you will judge me fairly! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO! 💪

Concentration_(15:44 mins) - _$25
Ever try to read a recipe aloud from a cookbook while masturbating, neither have I! Judging Criteria: Speak clearly, maintain focus. The goal is to finish reading the recipe before I give in and have an orgasm 🥴. Original, full video is in landscape orientation, hence the very zoomed in portrait preview here.

Flexibility_(16:15 mins) - _$20
Do you like yoga? Me too... so I'm gonna pretend I know what I'm doing here and wow you with my limber abilities! 🧘‍♀️ Judging Criteria: not a friggin clue, bro. The goal is... to not fall on my face

Grip Strength_(22:53 mins) - _$35
Yo! Something I'm actually good at 🔥. I've got 3 positions for you. One you've seen before, and two that are pretty new. Judging Criteria: keeping balance, heavy grinding. The goal is to make you frost your face before the entry is finished

Purchase videos individually (price next to event title) or all 3 together for $60! Delivered via DM 😘. Let the games BEGIN!