The slut humiliation ritual continues: I’m running around with the after Christmas “I’m returning everything” crowds with enough pounds of dildos to warrant either: search and seizure (probable cause of whoredom), official declaration of hazardous goods should I cross borders (cue sexy scene of getting interrogated by horny immigration security), and basically all polite decency during the sacred holiday of Christmas 🎄 this is like Mission Slutpossible: Return to Small Town with Big Dicks™️