Post from ess <3 · February 24, 2026

as is tradition, tomorrows bday video will be featuring something i haven’t done before... DILDO INSERTION. i’m extremely nervous about this but since it IS birthday tradition to try something new for y’all… i must.. there is also a $50 feed limit so luckily for y’all it’ll be cheaper than i wanted. i also can’t stop laughing while editing because holy background noises! the fact that some man started playing trombone as soon as i started filming, on top of the trains and busses and police sirens, it’s a mess. who cares about the background audio tho, we’re here for DILDO STUFF. YOLO!!