I know that we both know.

We both know my soles are incredible, we both know you are so completely smitten with them, and we both know I'm the world's greatest roommate.

But wouldn't it be really hot, like indescribably sexy if we didn't know any of that at all?? Just for a day or 2, wouldn't it be so much fun if I didn't know about your foot fetish. To be clueless as to how perfect my own feet are, and just to completely and unknowingly wreck you while I puttered away in the kitchen making us Sunday Brunch!? 😋

-Myles