Do you remember that you told me about this fantasy that you'd love to be shrunk down to an inch? Well, I have a surprise for you. I did a little digging, and found this online. I know, it looks like some random remote, but supposedly, it can shrink a person down. I haven't tried it yet, but it had really good reviews. Would you like to give it a go?

Would you like to get closer to my lips? Feeling so small and powerless. Standing in front me, as I part my lips, like a gate opening for you to enter. Would you like that view?

Are you sure? I think this is irreversible.