**NO BIRTHDAY PRESENT **
FACE FART PUNISHMENT

You forgot my birthday, you stupid fucking boyfriend. This is your present now 💨🍑 Get down and sniff my disgusting farts until I decide you're forgiven. I saved these rank eggy farts all day just for your useless, forgetful ass. Breathe it in. Deeper. You don't get cake, you get assCRACK 😈💨 Maybe next year you'll remember, or maybe you'll be eating my farts for another 365 days, bitch. Happy birthday to ME, suffer for me 💋