I slipped and fell on my ass on the stairs the other day and I have literally the worst bruise I’ve ever had across the entirety of one of my cheeks which is so unfortunate bc I wanted to shoot something ass focused this week. It’s not even like a cute “oh hehe I fell over” bruise it’s like a “holy shit what the fuck happened” kind of bruise and I want it to hurry up and fuck off so I can go back to showing my ass off. I’m literally scrolling ass pics on my phone reminiscing about how good it was lol Please send healing vibes to my ass 😭😭😭