July 2, 2026

England pulled it out yesterday (just barely lol) and I’m true to my word in the comments of that post, I’ll be adding oil to the set and it’ll all take place in the shower! We’ve got a veeeeeery tough matchup coming on Sunday against Mexico. Y’all know I love to gamble and I love that we keep making this set crazier and crazier, so I’ve got a proposition:

Should we add on a hella long video, too?? Here’s how it would work: if they win on Sunday, I’ll shoot a jerk off challenge video to go with the set that’s guaranteed to be at least 5 minutes long (I know y’all love the longer, the better!) If they lose, I’ll still add in some video clips bc y’all waited so patiently. (I break the rules bc I love to spoil y’all lol)

Of course, that means I can’t shoot until the game has happened, so that’s where democracy comes in. You get to choose: