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The 8-Inch Test... You Failed. Miserably. 😂

So I brought you up to my room from the bar, curious if you could possibly meet my standards. The second your pants came down, the laughter started. All that big talk for... that? Let's just say my 8-inch minimum is non-negotiable for a reason. The things I said while trying to even find it... you'll never forget them. So much to say, so many giggles.

Come see the hilarious moment you were put in your place.