Happy Saturday, gooners.
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I’m willing to bet some of you are already home alone, cock in hand, gooning like absolute maniacs and pretending that counts as weekend plans.
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So let’s make your little spiral useful.
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$25 — get my attention.
$50 — make yourself much harder to ignore.
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If you’re going to spend Saturday losing your mind over me anyway, you may as well make it profitable.