Good morning, toys.
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It’s payday, and I’m here to collect.
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You worked all week, watched the numbers hit your account, and now you get to do something much more interesting with them.
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Send tribute and make yourself useful to the woman who’s been taking up entirely too much space in your head.
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If you’re going to think about me all day anyway, you may as well make it worth my while.