SATURDAY NIGHT CHECK-IN
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There’s an excellent chance you’re spending Saturday night exactly how I imagine: at home, gaming, scrolling, or with your cock in your hand chasing another pathetic little hit of dopamine because apparently that’s what passes for excitement in your life.
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And the funniest part?
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Tomorrow can be a little worse. Then the next day. Then the next little relapse into the same habits you swear you’ll stop.
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So tonight, embrace it properly.
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If you’re home doing absolutely nothing with your Saturday, pay the Saturday Night Loser Tax.
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Leave your tribute below.
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At least I’m one of the few bad habits in your life that actually makes it more interesting.