Mistress is going out with the girls tonight.
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So all the little losers staying home on a Friday night with absolutely nothing better going on get a very special privilege: you can pay for our drinks.
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My friends have already been asking about my slaves, and I told them I’m not giving them any stories unless the tributes start coming in.
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So if you want to be mentioned at the table tonight, make yourself useful.
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Fund the cocktails. Give us something to talk about.