YOUR COCK IS ABOUT TO GET GRADED
My new whiteboard is officially open for business. I’m now offering custom SPH / dick report cards in two versions:

$22 — WHITEBOARD REPORT CARD

A photo of your full written evaluation on my board.

$60 — FULL WHITEBOARD BREAKDOWN

A personalized video where I explain every category, every score and exactly why you earned your final grade.

Choose your educational experience wisely