Listen up.(Can’t listen right now? Here’s the written version, though you’ll be missing my sweet voice and the snap of my fingers.)

What are you doing instead of worshipping me the way I deserve?

Kneel. Lower. Bend over.

There you go....
Now stay there and like every post of mine you’ve ignored. One slap on your ass for each one you missed.

Then count them.

Good boys tip $1 for every missed like. Maybe then I’ll decide you’re worth my attention.