May 15, 2026
Happy Friday, my dear losers 💋
Got any exciting plans for the weekend…
Or is it gonna be another pathetic little NPC weekend of scrolling, jerking off, and disappointing women? ðŸ¤
Don’t worry. I can fix that. How, you may ask? well...
Here’s your weekend agenda:
♡ Sexting sessions with me
♡ Locked in chastity for me
♡ Sending gifts on Throne because brunches and mani+pedis don’t pay for themselves 💅
See? Suddenly, your sad little weekend has purpose.
Also, hit like and say happy Friday on comments like a good sub, come on.
XOXO, Maia 😘
