🌸 THE COMPARING GAME: SPRING EDITION 🌸

You begged for it… So here we are.

A brand new season, a brand new chance for you to finally win something…
by being the smallest.

Let’s see what’s been hiding under all that “confidence” of yours.

🌼 Deadline: 05/22
You have until then to submit your humiliating pic + $40 entry.

Your task?
Compare yourself fully hard next to regular household objects… the ones that make you feel the smallest.
🌷 EXTRA VOTING POINT if you make it spring-themed:
Flowers. Petals. Little plants. Cute seasonal things.... Anything soft, pretty, and blooming (which is ironic, considering what you’re working with).

🗳️ Public voting opens after submissions close.
My subs will compare, laugh, and decide who truly deserves the title.
If there’s a tie… I’ll step in and make the final call.

🌸 Results drop shortly after.
Just in time to see who bloomed… and who stayed painfully underdeveloped.

🏆 PRIZES
All contestants receive a personal 2–3 min audio reaction from me, plus a report card, at the time of their picture submission.
🥇 1st Place: A JOI one-on-one stream + the video of it
🥈 2nd place: Custom JOI Audio
🥉 3rd place: A sexy photo bundle SPH themed
🥉 Top 3 Smallest: Certificate of Smallness

⚠️ Don’t be that desperate little thing begging to enter after it’s closed.
You had your chance.

If you’re small enough… this is your season.
🌸😈