SMALL PENIS TAX SEASON IS OPEN 🧾

If you’re walking around with that tiny little situation between your legs, consider this your official notice.

Shrimp owners must contribute.

Here’s how you pay:

💗 $20 — SPH Audio Note
A personalized humiliation straight to your ears. I’ll remind you exactly where you stand in the size hierarchy.

💗 $50 — Custom Video
Your small reality, addressed directly. Me looking straight into the camera while I break you down properly.

💗 $100 — Custom Video + SPH JOI
Full breakdown. Eye contact. Instructions. I guide that shrimpy little thing step by step until you embarrass yourself properly. No mercy.

This isn’t optional.
This is civic duty.

Tiny boys, line up.