🎄 THE COMPARING GAME: XMAS EDITION 🎄

You begged for it and here it is.

The last Comparing Game of the year.

Your only chance to finally win something by being the smallest.

No, you didn’t stop being a loser… but at least this time you can give me a very good laugh, sweetheart.

🎅 Deadline: December 20th

You have until then to send your humiliating pic + $35 entry.

Your task? Compare that sad little thing next to a Christmas object.

Baubles. Ornaments. Candy canes.

Festive, cute… and somehow still bigger than you.

🗳️ Public voting opens right after submissions close.

My subs will compare, judge, and vote without mercy.

If there’s a tie? I’ll handle it personally with my cruel taste.

🎁 Results drop right before Christmas.

Consider it your gift. Or your punishment.

All contestants receive a personal 2–3 min audio reaction from me.

Yes, I’ll be honest. No, you won’t like it.

🏆 PRIZES

🥇 1st Place: Custom JOI Video Call

🥈 2 Runner-Ups: Custom JOI Audio

🥉 Top 5 Smallest: Certificate of Smallness

⚠️ Don’t be that pathetic little thing begging to enter once it’s closed.

You know that dick is disappointing.

Wrap it up. Show it off.

And let Christmas decide your place.

🎄😈