🦐 THE COMPARING GAME: Spooky Edition
Think you’ve got the most pathetic pecker in the pumpkin patch?
Then strip away that shame and submit your proof, loser.

👻 Deadline: October 27th
You’ve got until then to send in your humiliating pic + $35 entry.
🎃 Extra points if your object is Halloween-themed!
(Need inspo? Slide through the last edition’s entries.)

🗳️ Public voting runs Oct 28–30.
Ties? I’ll break them… with my eyes and wicked standards.
Winners drop Oct 31st... _maybe during a livestream _😈

All contestants get a personal 2–3 min audio reaction.

🏆 PRIZES
🥇 1st Place: Custom JOI Video Call
🥈 2 Runner-Ups: Custom JOI Audio
🥉 Top 5 Smallest: Certificate of Smallness

⚠️ Don't be the pathetic fool begging to enter once it’s closed again.
You know that dick is sad.
Prove it.