It’s that time of year again…
💸 Small Dick Tax Season 💸

And yes, that means you, sweetheart.

You know how it works by now.
The smaller the dick, the bigger the tax.
And judging by that shy little thing you hide in your pants, you’re in the highest bracket.

This isn’t just about money... it’s about accountability.
For every woman you’ll never satisfy.
For every time you looked at real pleasure and knew it wasn’t meant for you.
For every moment you’ve spent aching, desperate, untouched.

You don’t get exemptions for being ashamed.
You owe.

Now show me what you’ve brought for your audit.
Let’s see what a good little taxpayer you really are.