Time to Pay, Tiny

You’ve been hoarding your crumbs all month like a pathetic little squirrel… but tax season’s here, and I’m collecting.

$10? You’re just a shrimp.
$20? Maybe a pea-sized pecker.
$50? That’s micropenis territory.
$100? Oh, so you really know you don’t measure up.

The bigger the tribute, the smaller the dick and the more I enjoy draining you dry 🤭😎